ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

(via bullied)

eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

(Source: aquato, via vensu)

esexist:

when people say “i love you” i always say “i love you more” because life is a competition and i must win

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thegirlwholovedcake:

fortune—teller:

jettnewt:

thewanderingtrainer:

samwasalmostthegirlonfire:

attercopman:

themetalgentleman:

mortson:

di0medes:

bambi-bird:

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I just put on my tophat because i just felt so fucking classy

this is a great post

This post is so dapper.

I feel so dapper.

I feel so relaxed

i don’t usually reblog shit like this but gah i feel amazing

The amount of times I’ve done this is slightly unnerving

how can you not reblog this

(via fir-e)